1.)What do you call an eternity?
Four blonds in four cars at a four way stop.
2.)Why do blonds have TGIF written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First
3.)Three blonds were driving to Disneyland.After being in the car for four hours they finally saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" so they turned around and went home.
4.)What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?
You always hear about them but you never see them.
5.)What did the blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerios?
Look Daddy!Doughnut seeds.
6.)Why did the blond stare at the box of orange juice?
Because it said Concentrate.
7.)Why do blonds smile during lightning storms?
They think there pictures are being taken.
8.)How can you tell when a blond sends you a fax?
There is a stamp on it.
9.)Why can't blonds dial 911?
They can't find the 11 on the phone.
10.)What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you?
Run shes got a gernade in her mouth!
11.)How can you tell if a blond has been using you computer?
Theres white out all over the screen.
12.)Why shouldn't blonds have coffee breaks?
It takes too long to retrain them.
13.)A brunette goes to the doctor and as she touches every part of her body with her finger she says, "Doctor it hurts everywhere.My leg hurts,my arm hurts, my neck hurts, and even my head hurts!" The doctor asks, "Were you ever a blond?" "Yes I was." she replies. "Why do you ask?" The doctor answers, "Because your finger is broken!"
14.)A blond and a brunette were walking outside when the brunette said, "Oh look at the dead bird." The blond looked to the sky and said, "Where,Where?"
15.)How do you drown a blond?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
16.)Why does it take longer to build a blond snowman as opposed to a regular one?
You have to hollow out the head.
17.)How do you get a twinkle in a blond's eye?
Shine a flashlight in her ear.
18.)Why don't blonds like making Kool-Aid?
They can't fit 8 cups of water into the little packet.
19.)Did you hear about the two blonds that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theater?
They went to see "Closed for the winter".
20.)Why won't they hire blonds as pharmacists?
They break the bottles in the typewriter.
21.)Hear about the blond who got an AM radio?
It took her a month to realize that she could play it at night.
22.)What happened to the blond ice hockey team?
They drowned in spring training.
23.)What did the blond say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
Hey,they spelled MACY's wrong!
24.)Why did the blond scale the chainlink fence?
She wanted to see what was on the other side.
25.)How do you make a blond laugh on Sunday?
Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
26.)How did the blond break her arm raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree.