Q. Do you know the difference between "like," "love" and "hate"?
A. Spit, swallow, and bite.
Q. Why did the homosexual suspect his live-in lover had been cheating on him?
A. Because he came home shit-faced.
Q. What did Lorena Bobbitt ask for in her divorce settlement?
A. Joint custody
Q. What are the two worst words to hear in the mens room?
A. Nice dick
Q. Why do men want to marry virgins?
A. They can't stand criticism.