Q. Did you hear about the guy who ran through the screen door?
A. He strained himself.
Q. Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature?
A. Because spray paint wasn't invented `until 1949.
Q. What do you call three rabbits in a row, hopping backwards simultaneously?
A. Receding hareline.
Q. Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided?
A. The survivors were marooned.
Q. What is the difference between broccoli and a booger?
A. You can't get kids to eat broccoli.
Q. Why don't women like to fish?
A. You have to shut up!
Q. How Do You Catch A Unique Rabbit?
A. Unique Up On It.
Q. How Do You Catch A Tame Rabbit?
A. Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
Q. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
A. They Take The Psycho Path.
Q. How Do You Get Holy Water?
A. You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
Q. What Do Fish Say When They Hit A Concrete Wall?
A. Dam!
Q. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
A. Polaroids
Q. What Do You Call A Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A. A Stick.
Q. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
A. Nacho Cheese.
Q. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
A. Subordinate Clauses.
Q. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
A. Quatro Sinko.
Q. What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow?
A. Spoiled Milk.
Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Snowman With A Vampire?
A. Frostbite.
Q. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A. A Nervous Wreck.
Q. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
A. Anyone Can Roast Beef.
Q. Where Do You Find A Dog With No Legs?
A. Right Where You Left Him.
Q. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
A. Because It Scares The Dog.
Q. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
A. Sanka.
Q. What Is The Difference Between A Harley And A Hoover?
A. The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
Q. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
A. Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
Q. What's The Difference Between A Bad Golfer And A Bad Skydiver?
A. A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A. A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
Q. How Are A Texas Tornado And A Tennessee Divorce The Same?
A. Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer