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February 13, 2005
So it's been one full year since I've even changed anything on this site. Guess I've just been side tracked with a real life away from the computer. Delegating time between friends, work and other things I just haven't had any time to update the site at all. That and I didn't have a connection to the internet for half the year it makes it that much more difficult. Anyway I'm updating the coyright notices and will try to add more jokes. Hopefully I'll be able to add more jokes and other things. You all have fun and I'll talk to you later, enjoy.

February 15, 2004
I've finally aquired a new host, so no more pop-ups. I know they must've been annoying the hell outta everyone. Athnex from athnex.com has graciously agreed to lend me some space for my site. I'd also like to thank Tankdog for getting me in contact with Athnex. Anyway, I hope this means I'll be more interested in updating. I'm probably gonna add a page for my poems, cause lately I have been inspired and what I have come up with so far isn't bad at all. So have fun and don't get caught.

January 14, 2004
It's still a little weird putting 2004 instead of 2003. I went through all the pages and changed the year from 2003 to 2004, five years running, whoo hoo. My holidays were pretty good, nothing to get worked up about though. Sorry it's been so long for an update but when you work two jobs, there is no time for anything. You might see little things here and there but nothing major. I update my journal somewhat frequently so you can check that out if you'd like. That's about it for now so laterz.

October 27, 2003
I worked mostly on the About Me page of the site. I turned it into a more 20 questions feel. Check it out if you want to know the basics, and maybe some odd things about me. You can also look at pics of me and my friends or IM me through the links. Try out the search below to see what your name means. It worked almost every time I used it. Nothing else really to add except that you punks better start signing the damn guestbook! Anyway later.

October 15, 2003
More updates, I put up a lot of pics I meant to a long time ago but never got around to. Check that out if you're looking for those types of things. BTW if you miss the weed and nude toons pics, they are going back up. Weed is but the toons is still under construction. That's about it so enjoy.

October 10, 2003
Well I finally put a downloads page up again. There are only three things on there, but it's just a start. Instead of there being only a couple of pictures of me, I added a whole bunch of me and my friends. Go over to my personal page and go into the galleries. It'll take a while to load if all you have is dial-up. BTW the last date modified is BS cause athnex.com always inserts an ad script so it won't work right until I get an ad free server. If you really want to tell when I last modified the site, just read the date above the last comment made. That's it for right now so let's see what else I can do.

October 8,2003
I figured I'd change the website up a little bit. I updated my info section, and moved the site to 0catch.com. Still banners, but 100MB of space. Yee ha. You guys should really check out my journals if you want to see what I do on a normal basis. E-mail me if there is a problem with the site, cause mistakes happen. Anyway, I'll post something else if there is anything.

August 24, 2003
I added a link to the navigation menu. It's for my personal diary. I thought I'd try that online blogg thing. So if you want to read about what I do on a daily basis, then stop on over there.

August 19, 2003
Well hello all you fine specimens of nature. Sorry for the ads, not my decision but I had to move the site back to Angelfire. The place where I was hosting fired me so I don't have free space anymore (Dammit!), so now it's back to the free ad infested world. Went to Six Flags on the 17th of August, that was fun. Got to ride the Superman rollercoaster but I don't think a two hour wait is worth a 37 second ride. Yea and another thing, the themes had to be taken down temporarily due to the fact I only get 20MB of space. Anyone who wants to let me use their space please email me, all I have is a bunch of pages and some music, midis and wavs. Anyway that's about it for now so I guess have fun and don't get caught.

July 11, 2003
Hey whut up. Well the reason I haven't really updated is my computer crashed at the house. That and you all know how damn lazy I am. Anywho I wanted to post a link to a site. Check the site www.dietcokegirl.com, it doesn't really have a description but that it is a personal diary. Well all you biyatches have phun I gotta do some work or something. At least that's what they pay me for.

May 8, 2003
No real updates today, just changing the quote.

April 21, 2003
I added some jokes to the jokes section. Specifically I added a couple more to the war section and I also added a new page called confucious say. Additionally I added another page to the jokes section. The page, named disturbing jokes, contains jokes that will make you cringe, or laugh profusely depending on your personality. Remember, I didn't write them, I just post em. I hope you like the new jokes, and if you have any you'd like to see posted please email me. After going through the guestbook, I removed some entries due to dumb ass people trying to sell shit on my fucking site!

April 20, 2003
A lot of updates in the past couple of days huh? Anyways, I added a new joke page. It is aimed towards jokes about the war on terrorism and Iraq. Click here to go straight there.

April 19, 2003
Well I have just finished tweaking all of the pages to be updated for the new year and titled properly. I also changed all the fonts to Tahoma and the size to 3. I like the whole site to be the same. I hope it's easy to read. If it isn't drop me a line. Peace.

April 18, 2003
I just wanted to let you know, I will be going in for surgery later today on my foot. Like anyone cares, but they are going to remove both sides of my toenail. I'm going to take a digital camera along to see if I can take some surgery shots. They probably won't let me but I can always try right? If I can, you bet your sweet ass I'll post them up on the site. Anywho have a fun day and wish me luck. :)

April 13, 2003
Changed the poll today. I want to know what you people think of the theme songs for my site. I want to pick one, but I'm a stupid asshole so I don't know what to pick. I also downloaded this awesome text editor called EditPad Pro. If you want to download it then use my link. That has everything you need in the zip file. Anyways have a great time and keep coming back for more, I'm out.

March 27, 2003
Hey. I have no problem with critisizm, but when you say my site is lame, bitch you better have a site of your own to even be able to open the shit hole of a mouth. So what bitch? This is my site. I can put whatever I damn well feel like posting. Don't like it? Get the fuck out. You can go build your own little "lame" site too.

March 14, 2003
Wat up? I always start with the same damn line, anyways, I put up two new pics. The first one is below. It's a picture of my very first car that I totalled out. That sucked. The other is a pic of me on the about me page, dressed up like a true juggalo. That's about it though for now. Luv all you bitches.

March 6, 2003
What up? I removed a lot of questionable things that could potentially get me into trouble. I'd just rather not deal with it. My site will consist of mostly jokes now and whatever else I feel like posting. I just wanted to say I had updated so there you go.

March 1, 2003
I actually updated two days in a row! I'm working on this new content box thing. The arrows are not staying, I'm at work right now and the paint program won't f*ck*n work so I have to change the color of the arrows I'm going to use. I'll try and find some jokes to post but I don't have access to my home computer right now. I you have any ideas or anything just send me an email and quit quietly bitchin. Anyways peace I'll TTYL.

February 28, 2003
Hey all you bums. I added this cool little scroll thingy so you can see all the past news items without having a 50ft long page. Anyways I like to update every once in a while, say twice a month. So if you don't like it you can f*ck off! Visit the links page for more cool places to go.

February 3, 2003
What up homiez? I added a joke page about women. I thought I'd move some things around and updated my about me page. I also had a couple sites I'd like you people to take a look at. The first site is a funny site that started sending me e-mail for some reason, Vicky's Jokes. Another site has some original funny art, kind of like stories any ways here's the link, Mr. Ramos's Site. Please do us all a favor and check these sites out. I bet you will find them quite pleasing actually. Oh yea, sign the f*ck*ng guest book!!!

Later Spawn

I'm a firm believer that your first name affects how you turn out in life. The site below will tell you what your name means and it almost always hits dead on. I tried all of my friends names and found that nine times out of ten what they say is true. Give it a try, it's free anyway.

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On-Line Peeps

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Off-Line Peeps

Tazz and Tammi the swingers
Dave and Jessie the Pizza Hut bitches
Kenny my misguided pal
Dustin & Crystal my Mom & Dad, lol
DJ the guy who is broke with all the money
Andy my Putz-ass ex-manager
Beth The Amazing Pshyco Hose Beast
Brandon the RedNeck Impala/Van/Truck/Accura/Grand Prix/Grand AM/Tempo/Accura (again)/Riviera/Geo/Talon/Mazda/Tracker/Lumina/Toyota drivin maniac
And all the other Hanks I couldn't remember

I'd also like to make a shout out to every other guy who is just tryin to put his mark on the web. If it wasn't for us the web would suck a lot. We are the ones who put the stupid stuff on the web. We give you cool stuff that no corporate site would offer so I send out props to those guys and every one else who made the web what it is today.

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